We are the ones that make up the Alfmeiers.  Casey (aka: Dad), Chris (aka: Mom), Claire (aka: human child) and Ollie (aka: canine child). 

Here's the patriarch of the clan - Casey.  You may know me from my roles as husband, father, 2nd alpha dog, PhD biologist and redditor. 

Our kick-booty matriarch - Christine.  Wife, mother, alpha dog, computer scientist, fitness guru, world traveler and lover of all things Italian (current husband excluded). 

The human child - Claire. Whose face refuses to let her smile.  Budding artist and scientist, dancer and claims to be a dork.

Our royal highness - Halcyon Napolean or Ollie for short. Burier of rawhides, footwear stealer, mostly obedient and loves pillows.